I Don’t Need God

I don’t need God, because I have my husband who knows everything! Hahahahaha πŸ˜„πŸ˜’πŸ€”πŸ™„πŸ˜’πŸ˜„ I made this quick comeback to my hubbie, the last time he was proclaiming his huge array of knowledge. Then I thought “Mmm, wonder if this is noteworthy of my Sunday blog?”

Let’s have some fun with this post!

Does anyone else have someone in your life who knows everything? Or maybe you are the person that knows it all?

If you have any comments, whether funny, spiritual, intellectual etc, pass them along! Make my day! πŸ˜„πŸ˜…πŸ˜„

Is this the proper antidote to cure the “I know everything” disease?:

P.S. And totally kidding about not needing God. He’s my everything. ❀❀❀

23 thoughts on “I Don’t Need God

  1. Knowing is one thing, applying quite another. That is wisdom and God has and give that only when we ask Him. The humble ask, the proud will not. And my husband knows everything but my teenager knows all answers come frim his teenage friends and google. Bahaha!πŸ˜ƒπŸ€£πŸ˜β€οΈ

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  2. Good one, Marla! I once had a brother-in-law who constantly tried to “lord it over” everyone with how smart and knowledgeable he was. His goal in life was to make everyone else look dumb compared to him. An intense insecurity must have been driving his obnoxiousness.

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      1. He died in 2016 at the age of 77. My sister was in the process of divorcing him at the time of his death after 44 years of marriage. We don’t know how she was able to stay with him throughout all of those years of mental abuse.

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  3. Marla this was entertaining to read because I instantly thought of an acquaintance who is the “expert” about everything and anything. I’m a patient listener most of the time but it is hard not to do this πŸ™„ in his company.

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  4. My daughter’s husband has one of those coffee cups that says “I don’t need Google, my wife knows everything”. πŸ˜€ I’m not sure if it is a jab at her or a compliment, but it makes me laugh! πŸ™‚

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